You Know You'Re in Ib When ...

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1. You are already planning where your lockers will be next year. 2. At least 4 of your classes (history, english, TOK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are … it could be an illusion … maybe you’re not in class at all … 3. You start walking in geometric circles. 4. You start analyzing random books, song lyrics, and street signs. 5. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before. 6. A good night’s sleep is 5 hours. 7. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before. 8. You can’t enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the French grammar is wrong. 9. You have made up complicated metaphors relating your love life to a card game and have fun doing it. 10. 16 + 2 = … wait, let me get my graphing calculator! 11. The idea of “getting off on tangents” is hilariously funny. 12. You start overanalyzing the rainbows on people’s clothing. 13. You write a newsletter half in Latin. 14. Your Physics teacher knows how to say “outstanding” in over 30 languages, yet chooses “cool beans!” 15. You need a graphing calculator to bake. 16. You’re disappointed when you only get 100% on a test. 17. You’re smarter than all your teachers … no, that just means you’re in public school. 18. You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???). 19. You forget to breathe. 20. Your backpack is heavier than you are. 21. You realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light. 22. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before. 23. You complain that you can’t store notes on your graphing calculator for the IB English exam. 24. You write parodies of Faulkner’s work for fun. 25. You attempt to do your extended essay on Dr. Seuss. 26. Your idea of a 3 AM party game is
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