How to Win Queen on Toddlers and Tiaras

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How to Win Queen on Toddlers and Tiaras Toddlers and Tiaras is a show thats lets us see how the real pageant works for young girls. They show us all the crucial steps for becoming beautiful and winning Queen. So now I am going to let you in on the these tips and tricks to be on your way to beauty pagaent fame: First, you must be born from parents who are competitive and want money and would put you through anything just to get it. Then you go out and spend thousands of dollars on customs made costumes that are inappropriate for your age. But don't forget you'll need several different costumes because theres a talent, beauty and swimsuit category. Now that you've got your costumes its time to try them on and rehearse for hours a day. Don't worry about school, eating, or other activities because training for this pageant is way more important. If your mom thinks you aren't good enough, she can pay a thousand more dollars to hire someone to teach you how to walk around a stage really good. Once your mom thinks you've got it down its already the day before the pageant. Now you have to go out and get the tannest, fakest looking spray tan ever. The darker the better. It's best to start getting spray tans around age 2 so that you get used to them later in life. And since you are already at the salon anyways, the whole entire family needs to get mani/pedis! Now it's the day of the pageant. Your mom should wake you up at around 4 in the morning and give you energy drinks and candy throughout the day to keep you up, especially pixie stix. Then it's time to start getting ready. There will be several ladies touching you on your hair and face at once but don't worry, this is essential to win queen. The hair beautician (who costs another hundred dollars), will bring in her fake platinum blonde wigs that she curled and begin to put that on you. The makeup artist

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