Rumplestiltskin Movie Review

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Rumpelstiltskin Rotten Tomatoes Review Rumpelstiltskin, is one of the scariest horrors made leaving you with the fear of “Uncle Rumpel” punching a hole through your wall to steal your baby... Or so maybe that is what writer and director Mark Jones was hoping for. This movie has more plot holes than Swiss cheese going battle royale on a shotgun, and you can hear Issac Newton rolling in his grave from the physics Hollywood came up with for the car chase scenes. This movie was so unintentionally bad, it was hilarious, and left me non stop laughing. It was hilarious enough to make it actually a really good movie to watch, and a very enjoyable night. It may be classified as horror, but I would throw it under slap stick comedy in my movie library. I really would like to know if writer and director Mark Jones actually put any thought into writing this movie, or really did just write it for it to be a laugh out loud comedy. It is no improvement to his last fairytale monster horror “Leprechaun” (tvguide.com) which seems to follow a similar pattern. All that seems to go through his head is, find an old fairytale creature, throw them into present time (the 90's), and lets see what happens! You can tell that not much time or thought was thrown into this movie, it was very cliched, off the assembly line horror idea that somehow managed its way into production and is, “easily the worst of the '90s crop of fairy-tale horrors”(rottentomatoes.com). But, it turned out to be an amazing comedy simply for how pathetic of a movie it was. Another thing to leave you with giggles is the acting. The whole movie was basically a string of the cheesiest one liners in history. At one point Rumpelstiltskin stops a guy on his motorcycle, and says, “I want your steed”. Then if that not enough he hijacks a semi while saying, “Must have taken a great many blacksmiths to build

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