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~MY JOKES~ Q: What time should you go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurty! Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball? A: Catch you later! Q: What did one birthday candle say to the other? A: Birthdays burn me up! Q: When do astronauts eat? A: At launch time! Q: What kind of bird can you make using two soda cans? A: A toucan! Q: How dose a book stay warm in the cold? A: It puts on a book jacket! Sidney: Have you ever seen a man-eating fish?” Ned: Sure. I’ve seen a lot of people eating fish.” “Knock, knock.’’ “Who` s there?’’ “Snow.’’ “Snow who?’’ “Snow use ringing the doorbell. It`s broken.” Derek: “Why are you plucking your guitar strings with a pencil?” Joshua: “I`m trying…show more content…
Second snake: I don`t know. Why? First snake: I just bit my lip! Ashley: “What did one cow say to the other cow on Christmas Day?” Melissa: “Dairy Christmas!” Ricky: “What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?” Jenny: “I don`t know. What?” Ricky: “A slowpoke.” “Knock, knock.” “Who`s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?” “Snow one`s better than you.” Misha: “What does a horse wear on her wedding day?” Amina: “I don`t know. What?” Misha: “Bridle wear.” Pat: “What did the doorknob say to the man?” Juan: “Give me a hand, sir.” Chandler: “What is a cheerleader`s favorite kind of soda?” Joey: “I don`t know. What?” Chandler: “Root beer.” Bridget: “Why did the cat lie on the computer?” Amira: “To keep an eye on the moues.” “Knock, knock.” “Who`s there?” “Gorilla.” “Gorilla who?”“Gorilla me a steak, please.” What is a parasite? Something you see in parasite Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! What do bulls write with? With a bullpen. If your dog kiss you what will you call it? A pooch smooch. Why did the little mouse run away from home? Because his father was rat. Why did the sun go to school? It wanted to be
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