15 Like Me Research Paper

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The most important lesson I learned this year in school is to pay attention in class and not to doodle while the teacher is talking. The worst thing you can do is draw a picture that shows President Bush’s head on a pole with blood gushing out of his bulging eyesballs. If you do something like this, it means you’re probably going to blow up the Oklahoma Book Depsitory, or fly remote conrtrol planes into the White House, like the CIA did on 9/11. Even if you’re only 15 like me, you can hijack a bus (like Sandra Bullock did in that cool movie, Speed), and drive it into the Bush ranch at Waco, and burn all the children to death. I learned that drawing pictures of the President with his arms growing out of his head is no laughing matter. It’s bad to make the President look stupider than he already is. You can’t draw him writing memos on wide-ruled paper with a crayon, or dressed up like a cowboy and playing with toy pistols in the…show more content…
But the President is God, which is why his picture is on the dollar bill, and why you can’t make him look like an elephant like those soldiers did. You know. Kneeling with his feet up in the air and one finger in his nose and the other in his anus. That’s really bad. You can’t draw the president’s face on a stick, even if you make it look like a lollypop or a Bubblehead doll. You are a bad person if you do that and if you do that, the Secret Police will come to your house at midnight and make you stand on a box with a shopping bag over your head and electrodes attached to your generals. Then they’ll bulldoze your house into dust! (Which is way cool to see them do that on
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