The Perfect Women: Satire Essay

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How to be the Perfect Women: Satire on society More and more young girls are taught to love and accept the bodies that they have. Women these days are aware that they do not look like the perfect women or act like the perfect lady. Why shouldn’t they? The only way to be an acceptable women in this society is to be everything society tells you to be. If you comply with the following steps, you have a chance of becoming a perfect and ideal woman. The first step is to know is that a true woman looks perfect. This includes body, hair, and make-up. Make-up is not an option. It’s an absolute must at all times. It must be worn at work, the gym and even at home to keep your man happy. The usual and advisable amount of make-up consists of mascara, eyeliner, concealer, foundation, cover-up powder, bronzer and blush. Also, do not tread lightly on lipstick and eye shadow. Remember that there is no such thing as natural beauty so do not hesitate to relax, perm, and/or dye your hair until it opposes what you were born with, until it is runway worthy. This is what society expects, so this is what women need to be. The next thing is to downgrade your intelligence and wave goodbye to morals and values. This way, a women is sure to be accepted! People will like you more if they feel like they are more intelligent. Do things you would never think of doing, say things you would never think of saying, knock down barriers like morals and values that are blocking your way to becoming the perfect woman. Be pushy and arrogant. Make yourself the top priority. People will finally notice you, and that is all that matters. Lastly, a women should be taught from a young age that weight defines who you are and not settle for the body they are born with. A women should strive to live and look as a model does. This is done by a much needed lack of nutritious diet and a rigorous exercise

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