A Conversation with a Stranger

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like psychology, intelligence, and science. You: hullo! Stranger: Greetings, traveler. You: and to you, fellow traveller. You: art thou having a good time? Stranger: I am partaking quite the splendid afternoon, sir. Stranger: I hope for you to be having a blast yourself. You: i am glad, good sir. You: i am inclined to think you are on the east of the prime meridian. Stranger: I am northwest of south polen point from the equatoritational peripheral viewpoint of west. You: that seems like a paradox, or maybe i wasnt listening in geography 101. Stranger: I'm just making shit up. You: i almost second guessed my rather vague knowledge of world geography, all thanks to you. You: like wtf is the south polen point? You: i thought it was a typo. Stranger: Lol. Stranger: I guess it's the point of the south pole. You: nope, it isnt. You: you did bullshit yourself too Stranger: Yup. You: so what do you, good sir? Stranger: It's fun to make incoherent sentences that make no sense and have no meaning what so ever. You: ^ like that is the epitome of inutility of phrases. Stranger: inutility...? Stranger: Oh Stranger: Un as in opposite You: pardon my french. i just cant seem to find the apt word. You: but let me assure you, it is a word. Stranger: Try to make a sentence as I described. Stranger: But make it sound like you actually mean something by it. You: my mental faculties limit me to making statements that can be verified by some precision based on the knowledge of the subject by a possessor of more than average intelligence condition to his wit. Stranger: That made sense. You: did it now? You: damn it Stranger: It made perfect sense. Stranger: And it was well worded. You: it seemed like a cyclone of unstructured shit to me You: let me try again Stranger: And you made a point
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