You Can't Touch Me

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You can’t touch me 1. The short story ‘’You can’t touch me’’ by Blake Morrison is about a primary school teacher named Ian Goade whom can’t tolerate a pupil named Campbell. Campbell has been a troublemaker since nursery school and it annoys the teacher so bad, he even wished for Campbell to be excluded, but the headmistress kept being on the children’s side, because she wanted to build their self-esteem. Ian has a good relationship with the headmistress and has her full support, until the situation occurred. At lunchtime Ian sees Campbell bully a second grader. Ian wants Campbell to go with him to the headmistress. Campbell refuses. They are pushing and pulling each other, Ian grabs Campbell’s left ear and hold it all the way to Mrs. Baynes’s office. Later that day, Mrs. Baynes intercept Ian on his way home. They talk about the situation but Mrs. Baynes didn’t do anything about it. The following Monday Ian is summoned to Mrs. Baynes’s office. Campbell’s mother complained. Ian tried to talk the situation away with her, but she wants him reprimanded. The only thing Ian can do is waiting for the governor’s next meeting which is just around the corner. 2. Ian Goade is a primary school teacher and he is kind of ashamed of it. “With the most people I just say ‘teacher’ so they assume I work in a secondary school or college”. He doesn’t tell people directly what kind of teacher he is because people wonder how someone so intelligent could end up doing what he does. He is touchy on the subject. He is confident, since he talks about how he could have been a good male role for Campbell compared to the other teachers. He might have had a bad childhood since he is talking about bad memories from his own childhood a few times “conflicts of any kind upsets me (it reminds me of my father’s rages) and I felt shaky for the rest of the afternoon” and his behavior towards

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