The Shack Headline

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Headline: COACH MARCEL LOOSES HIS JOB Following the defeat of the OSJ rangers by the SMA Titans on Monday 28th of November 2011, Coach Marcelinus Livinus loses his job and one year contract as coach. From the reports gathered from one of our reporters (name withheld for security reasons) the Assisting Keeper of the OSJ rangers skipped the match with reasons that he sustained an injury during training, but unknowing to him, the fans are aware of his fear of allowing more goals due to his lack of skills. The captain of the OSJ Rangers, Adaka Cornelius was filled with awe to realize that his team was defeated, however, he was said to be unconscious in accepting a “return leg” in which he knows not his fate. Following the loss, he became…show more content…
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