Short Story By Ethan Radley

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The REAL Story By Ethan Raley There was a cold bitter sting of frostbite to my nose. The scarf was not doing its job as I climb the mountain. As I reached the top of the mountain a bit of excitement came to thought. I knew this was only half the battle as the decent was going to be hell. I stabbed my flag into the frozen ground. My plans were to take a new route that has never been taken. It was the quickest way down the mountain, and my food supply was short. The only bad thing about this route was that there is an old tale of a mountain demon. The thought of the demon rushed to my head. I quickly made it disappear from my thought and with a yell I said, “I AM MAN!” and with my first step I tripped and fell. As I was tumbling down the hill I realized how pathetic I felt. My limbs were flinging around like a queer on sausage day. With my luck I was hitting every tree in sight. As my luck was beginning to change a pack of wolves had picked up my scent. The…show more content…
When I crawled in I could not believe my eyes. It was the mountain demon. It seen me and started to growl. The words I could muster up were AH SEE YEAH! I quickly started running fast, kind of like a kid who has just walked in on his parents. The demon took full charge and was right behind me. The demon took a swing and cracked me right in the head. It started to pound me as hard as an 18 year old virgin with porn. In my view I seen my car I was off the mountain. I kicked the demon in the balls and took off. I was running as fast as a fat ass runs to the ice cream truck. I jumped in my car and took off. As I was driving a police officer pulled my over. I rolled down my window. He walked over and to his surprise he seen my condition. He asked what happen and I tried to talk to him like Helen Keller tries to say water. He was writing something down and I asked if he was writing the storing down. He said no he was writing me a ticket for reckless

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