Satire Essay On Pregnant

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Pregnancy over 40 "Mom, can I get pregnant now? I'd really love to spend a lot of time with my children." It was during the 90's when I asked my mom that question. And I was 6 then. Maybe the first thing that could pop into your mind after reading my first statement is a woman who is infertile, has cancer, an uncurable disease, and the like. Nah. As I've said, I was only 6 years old when I asked my mother that question. I did not know anything about fertility and pregnancy during that time. I was innocent—back then. But I think, I got a point there. Why not get pregnant early so you could have much time to share with your children, and your grandchildren, and your grand grandchildren? You could actually see your future generation…show more content…
Her reasons to be pregnant at that age? Well, it's unplanned. Yes, unplanned pregnancies do not happen only to teenagers, my mom had one. They said it was a blessing. Anyway, I was there when my mom experienced 50% survival chance (same with my little sister), and had to undergo caesarean delivery due to pregnancy complications. No, I'm not scaring the hell out of you by telling this story. My point is, a woman should really take good care of her health during pregnancy, and must take really really good care when experiencing post-fertility peak…show more content…
It's easy. Of course, have sexual intercourse! Kidding aside, I am no doctor but basically, start with your health. Here, I could enumerate natural ways to get pregnant. 1.Brush your teeth. What's the connection between the teeth and the ovaries, one might ask. Seriously, I thought that this was weird until I read the article by the Journal of Periodontology, saying that, "…women who needed fertility treatments had higher levels of gum bleeding and inflammation than those who conceived naturally". So, just brush and get a professional cleaning every after six

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