'My Modest Proposal Slow Texters'

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Sicely Lopez Mrs. Pike-Green English 12 28 October 2012 My Modest Proposal: Slow Texters I would like to introduce you to my modest proposal towards slow texters. Slow texters are the people that shouldn’t be even exist. They should go surround with people who are the same. What will we benefit from them? Do we really need them? If you are a fast texter, do we really need a slow texter in our lives? My biggest pet peeve is slow texters. I admit that I was a slow texter before but I become a way faster texter less than a week unlike some people in my life where they take forever to text. People will love you more and appreciate you more if you text faster like less than a minute or two depending on what they wrote in the text. First, people around the world have a phone. Phones are used for communication. Texting is the most useful thing people use than talking on the phone. They are some slow and fast texters. Slow texters are people who take forever to reply back. Fast texters are people who text right…show more content…
You will be entering a camp called Texting Camp. It’s a camp full of computers and phones to gain more experience with them. If you don’t become a fast texter, they will send you to jail and torture with pain but you won’t die until you become a way faster texter. It is really not that hard. Think of the phone as a computer keyboard. If you have the type of phone that was meant for texting and has a keyboard, you should be used to texting a lot and it will be a faster way. You should be taught first by computer to get to the next level which is the phone. If you have a regular phone, think of texting as buttons. They are 9 buttons in the regular phone. It shows letters under the numbers. Think of it as a game to text someone. It will become easier if you keep using

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