Frat Star Research Paper

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What it takes to be a frat-star I am everything that is frat, I live in a frat house, and I go to frat parties. I like to fight GDIs. I think if GDIs were cool that they would have pledged a frat in the first place. I know that GDIs are jealous of my social life but I believe that I am more fun and can party harder than any GDI. I am exclusive and run dance parties like a fucking marathon. My favorite holiday is Spring Break, Spring Break is to bros what black history month is to african slaves. I am the reason mountain/beach weekends exist. I hope you enjoyed my party last Friday. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can shout off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't…show more content…
I don't go to class and I never study, because I have pledges to do that for me. I devise elaborate and rather time consuming schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books, thats beer money. GPA stands for getting pussy average. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from the campus health center and am on a first name basis with campus police. I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own. I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. But alcohol isn't a problem anyway, isn't a solution. I drink a lot because its a lifestyle. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors and urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties, this leads to the phrase more is better. I am the master at drinking games and play flip cup with natty. You don't stand a chance in quarters. I have never not drank in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know my roomate has his on deck. I don't "binge drink"-I continually drink. I have a pre-party for the "pre-party". I act like I can dance, but only to songs dealing with Dougie, WOP, or Roy. I wear my Fraternity letters…show more content…
I drive an SUV that my dad paid for. I play with my dog on campus and the front lawn. My hair is a mess yet totally in style. I sometimes don't shave for weeks at a time, like i'm Chuck Norris or Duck Commander. Carolina Cup = total fratitude. I love giving girls nicknames, especially really noticeable nicknames. Ladies love me, but more importantly, I KNOW ladies love me. Relationships...........be serious. I don't wear condoms because Plan B is the most bro thing ever made. I believe a girl gives up her right to say "no" if she is in my fraternity house after 2:00 a.m. I don't care about what girls have to say, because the only thing that matters is what I have to say. getting a girl in my bed is just a phone call away. Freshman girls are to me what crabs are to the show "Deadliest Catch". I am religiously loud and obnoxious wherever I go in public. I live to rage and rage because i'm the shit. I am accustomed to the smell of old beer in carpet, and think of it as a natural frat boy cologne. I prefer a trashed frat house to a clean apartment. Living amongst rodents builds character. I leave the seat up because I fucking can. I clean up after myself....only after the Evan Williams and

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