How to Date a Pakistani Man

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Let’s admit it.Dating a Pakistani guy is an ordeal that God crafted out essentially to test every girl’s patience. He’s sculptured from his mom’s constant crooning and petting. He’s the munna, ma ka shehzada and sona puttar of the family. I consider this babying to be the sole cause of his malfunctional mental state. To date a Pakistani guy you must learn that his mom is the epitome of goodness; heaven starts from beneath her feet and flows in her gourmet skills. Never mention you can cook a dish better than the one she once made, not even from a different recipe, not even if you have taken a gazillion cooking courses. You are no match compared to his angelic mom. If she pointed out a million flaws in you on the rare occasions that you met, engrave it in your underprivileged heart that you are completely imperfect and must resolve your ways, not try to prove your perfection in a moment of defence. To date a Pakistani man, just learn when a misty eyed nod of appraisal is needed; in the precise moment when he pauses to breathe during the sermon of his mom’s praises. To date a Pakistani guy, lower your expectations infinitely. Never expect him to accept the argument could have been his fault. I say could because surely Gods don’t make mistakes, even by mistake. Expect him to smoke like a chimney; even though you have mentioned to him a thousand times that you hate that habit of his. You hate it, he doesn’t: hence there isn’t any need to later his ways. And of all the things, never expect him to notice your love for flowers, he wont bring them. Ever. Flowers are useless, cant be eaten, cant be worn to increase your sex appeal,and cant be sold off, hence useless in his eyes. It doesn’t matter how much effort you put in thinking out his gift, near your birthday he is bound to get the first thing he finds remotely girly, don’t expect him to have registered the subtle
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