Satire Used Princess Stories

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Oh great! Another day of almost being a princess , have to get up at 5am go have tea with my mother in law , get my dress fitted , hair and makeup done , practise my speech OMG and the list goes on . I thought being a princess was going to be easy. You get whatever you want, do whatever you want and be famous, sounds simple enough right? Oh how wrong was I… Well I am now of to my soon to be future in laws and as I’m just about to walk outside to the limousine a swarm of paparazzi come in front of me and start taking photos . I quickly panic and start to run to the limousine not knowing if that’s what a princess does and I shut the door and locked it real quick. The limousine driver was staring at me weirdly but I didn’t care. As I thought my day started of bad enough when I got to the front door of my in laws house I opened the gate and walked in , then all of a sudden a swarm of security dogs started to chase and I was screaming my head of as I realized what the sign had said . Beware of dogs. I tripped over a rock and fell in a brown wet patch on the ground still screaming my head off. Thank goodness there were security guards there. They excused themselves and called the dogs in but as I was about to walk to the main door everyone was already standing there staring at me and the chaos I caused. I was in a mess my white pants now brown and my bun was ruined with my hair everywhere. I stood up straightened my shirt and as I was walking up the stairs I tripped over one , while no one was looking and hoped nothing worse was to come. As I got into the house I was told straight away to go and try on my dress and make sure that it had fitted. As I was putting it on I realized that I couldn’t zip the dress up all the way. I started to stress because the wedding was tomorrow. As I was still trying to zip up the dress, my soon to be husband walked in.
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