Born On A Rotten Day Analysis

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Excerpts from Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac by Hazel Dixon-Cooper Also visit Evil Twins - another in the series of humorous zodiac articles Click to visit the Sign Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | click to order directly from amazon.com As well as sections on the Dark Side, from which I quote in part below, there are sections on "Approach with Caution", "If You Love One (Male and Female)", "The Family", "Office Party", "Can't We All Get Along " and "Quick Tips for Emergencies". Please click the book cover to purchase directly from amazon.com and enjoy!…show more content…
You realize you are paranoid but rationalize that that doesn't mean someone isn't really out to get you. You, on the other hand,constantly spy on everyone you know. You should really try to get a grip on reality while you can still find the handle. Crabs make good double agents, stalkers, antiques dealers, real estate brokers and shut-ins. You are also natural-born actors and make great caretakers of the sick and demented. You pride yourself on making things last and are still apt to be driving your first car, exterior carefully preserved with carnauba wax and interior still like new under several layers of blankets. You cling to old romantic partners with the same tenacity. You are a hypochondriac and so susceptible to suggestion that I strongly advise you never to watch the Operation Channel. If Uncle Joe in Flatfoot Georgia, has gallstones, you crawl around on the floor for a week in agony. Your home library is full of medical textbooks, holistic medicine journals, and various guides to a healthier lifestyle. You keep a copy of Gray's Anatomy on your nightstand, right next to the tray of antacids, tranquilizers, sleeping pills and liniments. You know the hotline number of every quack doctor, medicine man, and psychic healer within a hundred

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