A Rhetorical Analysis Of 'Woofer' By Dave Barry

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Camille Nguyen Ayn Nys Advanced Placement Language and Composition/4th period 24 January 2014 Rhetorical Analysis Week 1 Why is it that women typically expect beauty to be found within cosmetics and aesthetically pleasing clothes (but they still do not feel truly beautiful behind this mask), yet men are not conditioned by society in this way? This is the big idea Dave Barry drives into his audience’s minds. By provoking his readers with an insightful message disguised underneath an aura of humour, he successfully calls attention to the troubling burdens society places on women and body image. The writer starts off with an observation on how he’s never met a woman, never minding how attractive she may be, who didn’t believe that “deep…show more content…
The term “woofer” is often used with an implied attitude of superficiality on the speaker’s part. This plays an impact on a woman’s self-esteem as she is bound by society to believe her self-worth lies in her appearance only. But Barry’s diction is not laced only with informality. In a sophisticated manner with precise and descriptive diction, he exemplifies his friend, Janice, as a perfect example of his point. Though her appearance is well to others and “is a highly competent professional with a good job and a fine family,” she is “always seeing horrific…show more content…
Given that women tend to be unnecessarily insecure, men lie on the other side of the spectrum. He could “have a belly you could grow house commercial aircraft in and a grand total of eight greasy strands of hair, which he grows real long and combs across the top of his head so that he looks, when viewed from above, like an egg in the grasp of a giant spider, plus the man can have B.O. to the point where he interferes with radio transmissions.” And through all this madness he will still think, in aesthetic measures, “he is borderline Don Johnson.” By making such outrageous hyperboles concerning unattractiveness, Barry helps his audience better understand the contrast between the body images of men and women. As mentioned before, women see fashion models as an acceptable standard of beauty. There is much irony to be found in this because fashion models are essentially mutated women, transfigured from “cruel genetic experiments” done at the mercy of “fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency that they think nothing of putting their initials on your eyeglass lenses.” And once the fashion models are finished with, they would “weight no more than an abridged dictionary” because their normal feminine bodily attributes have been done away

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