500 Days Of Summer Movie Review

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The Dimmie Critique 500 Days of Summer, 500 Days of Summer im going to start off a little slow. Its another movie in the What Girls do to Men. This movie was written Marc Webb and directed by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber. These guys must have went through a good amount of painful relationships because to get into the head of the audience the way they did with this movie you need first hand experience. They call it a romantic comedy but if you know the pain this guy was going through there was nothing funny about it. This movie won 9 awards and was nominated for 21 including 2 Golden Globes that’s a lot. The movie is very simple it’s a guy Tom thinking back on his 500 wasted days aka 1200 heart stomping hours, aka 720,000 being deforming minutes of life centered around a girl called Summer. From the start of the movie as soon as I heard her say one word I knew she was going to ruin this mans life. A rule every man should know is women want everything in the alphabet from A-Z and that just Aint happening. I will say though that Tom got pretty close he was below R for Ring that I do know. The worse part about this movie is she wasn’t satisfied with nothing she was just obnoxious. He got punch in the face for her and she took a dump on his pride. that wasn’t the worse part she gave him some and he was right back on the leash. He wanted to call it love at first sight there is no such thing. Rule number two don’t mix business with pleasure. Never get with a women who works with you because you get no space and you will get sick of it. Im just going to repeat that statement Don’t Mix the Vegetables with the Desert(I Know). He wanted to call it love at first sight there is no such thing. You cant tell a girls personality by the way they look life rule number three, he settled for a C+ with a pretty face Max. Sorry if you think this was a scattered review but
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