What She Really Means Essay

356 WordsMar 14, 20122 Pages
Jordan Bryant Proof that girls are Crazy What She said I’ll be ready around seven, Come pick me up? It’s fine, really. Go out with your buddies. I don’t mind staying home. Excuse Me? What she really means I’ll be ready around 7:45, but you should still show up at 7 or I’ll be mad you were late. If you leave me at home, I will cut the brake line in your car and then send you on an errand. What she really meant is What the hell did you just say to me? This is like a warning shot in the air. She didn’t like it and wants an explanation why you said it now, this very moment! I'm trying to be ladylike but guard your french fries like it's World War III and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books,and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? You need to shave and you sweat a lot Pay attention guys she wants you to know that she is hot and other men still want her. This also means things might be getting a little boring. This one is tricky. Either she's a crazy feminist (RUN!) and really wants to be independent or OR she really means "If you don't pay for this then you're a cheap bastard" "We haven't had a fight in a while. Seriously, answering this question is like walking through a land-mine, but worse. Your best bet is to look completely shocked. If that fails, then godspeed my man. I'll just have a salad. I want new curtains All we're going to buy is a soap dish You're ... so manly This guy gave me his number last night Oh, you don't have to pay for that Do I look like I've gained weight? or Do I look fat in this?"

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