Toddlers and Tiaras a Satire

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Toddlers and Tiaras a Satire Toddlers and Tiaras, is a show that enlightens us on the younger modeling world. T and T not only show us the modeling but the talent, sweat, and tears that go with show business. Toddlers and Tiaras give confidence to all its contestants and teach them everyone can be beautiful. With special juices, a fake tan, several pounds of makeup and twenty thousand dollar stripper outfits. Preparation for these pageants, are crucial. In most episodes, fake tan is needed first. All the girls want to be "brown like Beyoncé", the darker the better, so black is the color they use. Once they have black paint, they spray it on just like you would a car. They spray it all over the squealing tots, if they can catch the banshees. Usually the goblins resort to violence throwing things at their parents until they are promised a new puppy. After spraying the child so their skin is damaged beyond repair, the taint their nails. The whole family joins in on getting mani-pedi's; even dad! The more pampered the better, for the failure family. They can make a toddler like a real doll. And I don’t mean just pretty, I mean they look like an actual doll. Their skin is perfect, their hair is flawless, and not an eye lash is out of place. If a company decided to make a doll for a contestant, they could make it life size and they would be identical twins. Before we get on to the actual pageant, there are rehearsals of their entrances, their walks, and smiles. This usually results in more tantrums! But don't you worry the parents will give the child their hearts desire shortly after. The kids will do absolutely awful when practicing, and will look average. But miraculously change when show time comes around. Even before the change, the parents must alter their monster yet again. The pageant parents will give their child a toxic drink, to wake them

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