The Deep Shit Moral Story

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The Deep Shit Moral Story – Author Unknown A little bird was flying home in a cold storm. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While it was lying there wondering what to do next, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing it out! It lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat also very cold heard the bird singing and went closer to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird was under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it while enjoying the warmth of the cow dung. Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who gets you into deep shit is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of deep shit is your friend 3. Sometimes being in deep shit could make you strengthened and toughened 4. Sometimes getting out of deep shit could make you venerable or even make you lose your life 5. No matter what you feel in deep SHIT, it’s best to keep your mouth SHUT 6. No matter who gets you out of deep SHIT, it’s best you have your own exit plan Bonus Moral Lessons 7. In deep SHIT, your mouth must be SHUT until the "Ss" are off meaning you HIT your HUT! 8. A simple moral story on deep shit can make you say "DEEP SHIT" in your head for 10 times. NB: Don't even try counting the DEEP SHITS, you will only increase the number of times you said "DEEP SHIT" in your head to at least 24 times if you count them right all over again..
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