Satire Essay About Drugs

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Drugs If drugs aren’t the greatest thing to come upon this world, then I honestly don’t know what is. I smoke weed everyday, then of course on the weekends I enjoy cocaine, heroine, and whatever else I can get my hands on. All the cool kids are doing it, you know? My thoughts on them were like a lot of other people’s main concerns. Many people believe drugs are what have brought our society to become so corrupt. I used to think this too, however, I was so wrong about them. They’re great! They may be somewhat expensive, but hey that’s okay. I know as long as I’m addicted to them the way I am, I could live forever. They obviously can’t harm you, what are you scientists and doctors thinking? Something that makes you feel this great could never be the source of error. You people don’t know what you’re talking about. Don’t hate them until you’ve tried them!…show more content…
Well yes, for the most part they are, but they aren’t a waste. At least my dealer doesn’t rip me off though, that would make me lose even more money. Drugs have made me very responsible, believe it or not. My mom is having a lot of financial problems right now. In that case, to help her out, I got a job so that I didn’t have to keep lying to her to get money out of her or steal more money from her purse. I have a job of my own, and when that paycheck comes, I can spend it on all my drugs instead of using her well earned money. You’re welcome mom! Well even though they are expensive, I know they’re benefiting my health. So technically I’m saving my money right now rather than be spending thousands of dollars later in life on health insurance bills and paying unneeded trips to the
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