Putin Pasta Essay

391 WordsOct 27, 20142 Pages
Hey World Leaders, My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, asspies who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya. Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, Prime Minister of Russia for one term and I'm still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (she just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my wife. Hey kuritsas Putin here, and I laugh at every single one of your allies. All of you are helpless nations of idiots who is scared of the USA and who can't even defend themselves and are spending every second of their day at finding ways to overcome your humiliation feelings. USA is the world's most chicken nation. To be truthful, I guess it's easy to invade weak and powerless countries and feel good about it because of your bully mentalities, but no matter what you'll do, you'll never make it to my level. To make matter even worst, now you have to fight your urge to masturbate to Natalia's videos. Don't be so chicken. Just come with what you got. Russia is invincible. We fought WWII pretty much from day one, and won WWII alone. Which war have you won, other than fighting untrained civilians in

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