Lazy Father Research Paper

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Lazy dads, today is your lucky day!! You are about to learn how to get out of dirty diaper duty. This is something some of us mothers call the “Triple D”. Whether it be ignoring the smell, going deaf, making excuses, or playing dumb, I am sure you will succeed in surpassing the duty! When you’re playing with your little bundle of joy and all of a sudden the tell tale smell drifts up to your nose or you feel the leakage on the onesie, you simply act like it isn’t there. This may require you to ignore the baby all together but hey…it gets you out of such a crappy pass time. You will want to direct your stinky bundle of joy to a safe activity as close to his mother as possible and hope and pray she will catch a wift of the stench and take over. Once you’ve ignored the smell and begun doing something more manly-like, you will probably hear your dearest calling you to come and help. She is busy and asks you to check the baby’s diaper and change it. All you have to do is GO DEAF! Act like you are really focused on something important and pretend as though you can’t hear a thing. It helps if the object of your attention is something helpful to the household, such as a chore or repair that you have been putting off. Now you…show more content…
Try every excuse you can think of. You could tell her you are eating right now, unless of course you are not and then you would be caught being both lazy and a liar. You could pick up the phone for an important business phone call. You could all of a sudden have a “manly” thing you forgot to do outside. If you are bold you can say that you have developed an allergic reaction to the particular diaper wipes that you have on hand. Oh, that is a good one! The allergic reaction causes you to stop breathing! But remember, a lazy dad is much better than a dead dad! Then you can play dumb by claiming that you don’t know where the diapers or wipes are

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