Jokes Essay

1773 WordsSep 30, 20128 Pages
Parinagmimisa: sinosainyoang may kagalit?? Taasskamaylahatpwerasaisangmatandangbabae Pari: silolalangangwalangkagalit... anoedadnyolola?? Lola: 93 anyos. Pari: tingnannyosilola.. 93 naperowalangkagalit!! Lola bakitwalakayongkagalit??? Lola: PATAY naangmga WALANGHIYA!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Atty: Ano?? idedemandamo boss mong sexual harrassment!!! dahillangsasinabihankangmabangoangbuhokmo!!! anomasamadun??? Girl: your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!! ------------------------------------------------------ Great signs! 1. Gynecologist - Dr. Chua at your cervix. 2. Septic tank truck - Yesterday's meals on wheels. 3. Plumber's office - We repair what your husband fixed. 4. Tire shop - Invite us to your next blowout. 5. Electrical shop - Let us remove your shorts. 6. Maternity room door - Push, push, push! 7. Optometrist's clinic - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. ------------------------------------------------------ Inspirational quote that we must always remember: kung kaya ngiba... pagawamosakanila... dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!! Three reasons why laughing is good for your health: 1. Your heart - laughing lowers your blood pressure while increasing the amount of oxygen carried in your blood. 2. Your lungs - a deep belly laugh is like an internal aerobic workout, helping you breath more efficiently. 3. Your anxiety level - laughing lowers levels of the stress hormone cortisol, reducing tension. So take time to laugh even at the corniest joke! BE NICE A man walked out of a courtroom and into crowded hallway. He shouted, "All lawyers are thieves!" A guy at the other end of the hallway retorted, "You take that back!" The angry man snarled, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replied, "No, I'm a thief!"

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