Jokes Essay

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JOKES Joke 1 After marrying a sweet young woman he'd met on the Internet, this 90-year-old guy told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. ‘Let me tell you a story,’ said the doctor. ‘One day, an absent-minded chap went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot.’ ‘That's impossible!’ the old guy exclaimed. ‘Somebody else must have shot that bear.’ 'Exactly,’ replied the doctor. Joke 2 A man had placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and was walking back towards his car when his attention was diverted to a woman kneeling by the side of a grave. The woman seemed to be praying and she kept repeating, ‘Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?’ The man went up to her and said, ‘I'm awfully sorry to disturb you. I don't wish to intrude upon your private grief, but I've never seen anyone in such obvious pain before. Who is it that you mourn so deeply? Is it one of your children? One of your parents?’ The female mourner took a moment to collect herself and then replied, ‘No - it's my husband's first wife.’ Joke 3 Two elderly women - Marge and Ethel - were out driving in a big old car. Neither could really see over the dashboard properly and as they were cruising along, they suddenly went through a red light. Marge, who was sitting in the passenger seat, thought to herself, ‘I must be losing my mind. I could've sworn we just went through a red light back there.’ A few minutes later, they came up to another crossroads and went through another red light. This time, Marge was 99% sure the light was red, but was worried she might somehow be wrong. At the next crossroads, they went sailing through yet another red. At this point, Marge turned to Ethel and said, ‘That's three red lights in a row we've gone through

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