God Is Gay Essay

550 WordsMar 22, 20153 Pages
"What if I told you God is gay? Do you think belligerent bible-belters Would still holler hate speech to the hilltops In His name? Or do you think they would reread the scriptures They say they swear and survive by See, I've been reading the Bible again lately And I think I've taken a leaf from my old holy book, Picking passages for my purpose Which is in short To show you it's very possible God is gay. I mean think about the book of Genesis In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth And it wasn't just good, it was fabulous. I mean what else is our planet but the pinnacle Of exterior design, and I don't mean to generalize But it certainly seems like that the Garden of Eden Was designed by queer, I mean divine eye for the straight guy But some Christians would go as far as to call God's creations abominations Heretics calling themselves faithful When their faith is full of belief that only God may pass judgment Matthew 7:1 Judge and you too shall be judged Luke 6: 37 Condemn not and you shall not be condemned Fred Phelps 2006: You're going to hell! God hates fags! A history lesson: A faggot is a bundle of sticks Originally used as kindling for fires that engulfed gays When they were burned at the stake, people were firewood But Moses came across wood on fire and saw God in it, What is a burning bush but bundles of branches On fire, isn't it funny how faggots and God can look the same sometimes? Keep in mind Jesus had two dads and turned out just fine In fact, Jesus had two dads and a surrogate mother That never had sex with either of them, Maybe Mary was a lesbian And I remember the prayer going "Hail Mary, full of grace" Not full of sin, "Pray for us sinners" For we have become blinded by bigotry. And forgotten that God gave us the rainbow As a promise that we will never be flooded again Either with rain or
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