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Goofy is Not Just a Cartoon Anymore My brother is the dorkiest guy I know; when I am around him, I can’t help but to smile. I just wait to for him to crack a stupid joke. “What do you call deer without any eyes?” he would ask, “I have no eye deer.” I just start to erupt in laughter because of how dumb the joke was. He has millions of these jokes that would probably found in a Popsicle stick. He acts like a child that has an extreme sugar rush. He is very laid back, but he can be an angry, irate, cruel person when it comes to competition. He is dopey and yet he knows how to be responsible. I always want to be around him because he acts like a brother, but he is also a friend. When it comes to receiving cheap laughs, he does it better than anyone I know. Even when I don’t hear it, I know he made a hilarious pun because there is an outburst of chuckles from my family. He really doesn’t play around; he will get you to snicker no matter the mood. One day I looked at him and he was picking his face in a strange, unsubtle way. I ask why he was doing that and he told me that he was trying to pull his little hair from his cheek. I laughed; you couldn’t even see the hair. His forte was pranks though, especially towards me. When I was nine, during Easter, my brother pointed out an egg from a bush. I picked it up, thinking it would be money. It wasn’t, it was a wet, slimy, disgusting tissue drenched in vinegar and other unknown, mystery substances. The scent of this foul thing was undesirable; it stung my nose like a bee. I could taste the sour, acidic upchuck coming out of my mouth. My brother can be a vicious, sadistic, merciless person; waking me up by dropping an orange, hard like the feeling of a cruel frozen turf field, in a place where guy should not be hit. This twenty-four year old has an inner child, but everyone does deep down; his is pretty big though. He
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