Cyclists Are Drivers Too!

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Cyclist are drivers too! Driving is easy as long as you follow street signs, street lights, laws and, perhaps, avoid killing cyclists. Avoiding cyclists is as simple as slowing down to 5 miles per hour and changing to the next available lane. If you find yourself in traffic, just wait it out. They are very easy to spot even without visible lights or reflectors. They are always seen wearing brightly colored shirts and tights as so drivers won't mistake them for wild animals that have been released from the zoo by some crazy PETA activists. Cyclists are also the nicest people on the earth. If you somehow get stuck hovering behind them, they will politely give to the hand gesture saying "If you can't see, I'm here right in front of you, don't hover." Remember, cyclists are drivers too, but they own half of everything you own. Cyclists are notorious for having the greatest fall fashion line. They sport the newest Capri auburn tights and matching helmet every time. It's not surprising as they are always seen on the road and need to keep their complexions up. Their clothing is also superbly light, thin and minimal so they'll be able to go approximately .5 miles per hour faster. This in turn makes drivers, like us, happier because we then can express the same benefits by also being able to drive .5 miles faster. Cyclists who want to go even faster ride naked. They of course have painted on shirts and pants to give them more aerodynamics. As drivers, we also appreciate the brightly colored muscles shirts. It helps us spot cyclists from a mile away. That means we have a whole mile to change lanes! Everything cyclists are doing, they are doing right. The design and materials used in the muscle shirt helps emphasize the muscle tone the cyclist acquire from riding. However, they acquire a much different muscle tone than those of gym workers. They sport one-packs which are

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