Bros Before Hoes

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1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family. 2: A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it. 3: If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when fully grown. 4: Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a side and supports them to his dying breath. 5: A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets naked, all other bros will act as if nothing is out of the ordinary, averting their eyes away. If the towel drops, so do your eyes. 6: A bro never sends a birthday card to another bro. 7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving house, DIY, and any other physical labour. A cold, fresh pint is always…show more content…
9: A bro never dances with his hands above his head. 10: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left over change. 11: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of…show more content…
A nickname is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros, either as a punishment or a reward for epic deeds. 92: Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink. “Taking care” is defined by: 1) Making sure they doesn’t get into fights. 2) Making sure they don’t drive. 3) Making sure they get home in one piece, or at the very least get them into their own garden. 93: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you. 94: When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become honourary uncles and must take this honour seriously, offering the same Bro-like respect for the child, and hand down valuable life lessons using their father’s moments of stupidity as the tales of caution. 95: A Bro never keeps a photo of his Bro in his wallet. 96: Bro’s don’t pout for photos. 97: A bro does not allow his bro to drunk dial or text his ex. This is one of very few situations where a punch to the groin is acceptable, your bro will thank you for it later. 98: Bro’s don’t share details about their “little bro” with other bro’s. 99: Bro’s don’t wear skinny jeans. 100: Once shook upon, a bro ALWAYS honours a bet. No matter what the agreed proposition is, the losing bro honours the

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