Best Man Speech

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. For those of you that don’t know me, my name is [Your Name] . I’m [Groom]s’s younger brother, and I’ve had the pleasure of being [Groom]’s best man. I hope you have all enjoyed the day so far, and I think you’ll all agree with me…at the wedding today [Bride] looked absolutely stunning. [Groom]….on the other hand…just looked stunned. Right now I would like to ask both [Groom] and [Bride] to take part in my speech. [Bride] will you place your left hand here on the table. [Groom] will you place your right hand on top of [Bride]’s. I would like to ask both of you to keep your hands in this position until the end of the speech, and believe me [Groom] you will regret it if you don’t. I would like to also thank you for finally admitting after all the time growing up, that I am truly the best man! You know, they say that being asked to be the best man is like being asked to make love to the Queen…It’s a great honor but no one really wants to do it. But here I am, and I think you will all agree with me that my first job, of getting this man to the wedding, on time, and sober, was a complete success. Now it’s time for my second job, the speech. My speech is going to be a lot like a mini skirt…long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep your attention. And I honestly promise this is going to be a short speech, because of my throat…if I go on for too long [Bride] has threatened to cut it. Well, what can I tell you about [Groom]? I’ve known him for just about 22 years, he’s Handsome, Intelligent, Witty, Caring… Oh sorry wrong wedding. The best man speech is typical a chance for the best man to reveal all the embarrassing stories about the groom. Being the grooms younger brother I have plenty of embarrassing stories. I spent many of long, sleepless nights debating whether to tell every little dark secret I

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