The Most Awkward Moment

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You may be thinking, pssh, you have awkward moments every day of your life. How do you know this is the most awkward? It can't be! Let me sum this up in ONE sentence: A teacher once saw me grab my boobs in class. Let's move on to the story. Freshman year of college. I was at BYU, which is an LDS religious school. (Remember that. RELIGIOUS. CONSERVATIVE!) BYU does this weird thing where you can have all your classes with the same people your first semester. I thought that'd be nice so I could make some friends. It was nice in the beginning, but you were REALLY sick of those people by the end of the semester, let me tell you that. Anyway, I had my BFFFFs in most of my classes. We were in the group that had Psych 111. That was a fun class.... The only two things I remember from that are "placebo effect" and "hindsight bias." I use those terms in everyday conversation because I like them so much haha. We were in class one day, bored out of our minds. This wasn't such a hot semester for me. I got all depressed, took an anti-depressant, and gained 30 pounds. It sucked. I hardly went to that class. We didn't pay attention at all. My friend (who shall remain nameless) and I drew pictures of each other. She happened to have a large butt (like a normal woman). I drew a picture of her with a ginormous butt. We laughed. She then drew a picture of me with ginormous boobs, which wasn't that far off hahaha. I put my hands under my boobs and bounced them while saying, "Well, when you got it, you got it." Midway through the boob bounce, I locked eyes with my professor. His eyes got about 2 sizes bigger than normal. He stopped lecturing. I moved my hands. He moved to the other side of the room. I turned bright red. He remained silent and didn't start lecturing. I burst into uncontrollable nervous laughter. A friend on mine sitting in

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