Ratchet Dialogue Essay

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It was a warm autumn afternoon. Tiffany who was your average as you would say Ratchet Girl of the town was on her way to the African Hair Braiding Shop to see a friend about some business. On her way she got into an altercation with a Haitian woman by the name of Marie Jo. Marie Jo was a Haitian that was in America for some time but you could still hear her Port-Au-Prince accent. Tiffany bumped into Marie Jo accidentally and – well let’s just say it’s About to Go Down! “Epps Boss, did you not see me walking here?” Said Marie Jo “NO!” Said Tiffany “Well maybe if your blue fake Brazilian wasn’t so tight you would see me!” “Oh Hell Naw, she did not just come for my Brazilian!” “Stop calling that rat on yo head Brazilian! Cause we know you got that Encore in yo hurr!” “I know she did not just say I have Encore!” “Ya damn right!” Tiffany pulled off her wig! Come to find out it was not Brazilian! She lunged for Marie Jo! Marie Jo ducked leaving Tiffany off balance and on the ground. Marie Jo grabbed what little there was of her hair and finished her. A short, ugly, little man by the name of Andrew walked past the fight and tried to break it up. Tiffany and Marie Jo thought he was trying to join the fight and make it into a brawl out. They pulled his fake dried up Jerry Curl and beat him up. And like Tiffany was before, he was on the ground. The girls Hi-5’d each other and forgot what they were fighting for instantly. Tiffany and Marie Jo departed and made their way little did they know they would meet each other soon. Tiffany went into the African Hair Braiding Shop on Central Ave and said “Oscar Mayer Bacon”. Everyone looked at her confused. Then a woman in the back of the shop said puzzled “As-salamu alaykum?” Tiffany replied “Yes, Yes As-salamu alaykum, who can I talk to if I want to make a shipment to Africa?” “That’s Zhane-Ah and I am her assistant

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