How to Transform from a Beautiful Swan Into an Ugly Duckling

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How to Transform from a Beautiful Swan into an Ugly Duckling and Enjoy the Process. As a side note I would like to emphasise that these lines should be taken with plenty of humour.... Are you the sort of woman who gets up in the morning and looks stunningly beautiful even without makeup? One of those women who don’t exercise, yet has no trouble maintaining their fabulous svelte figure although they eat whatever they want? Ever since you were a little kid, people have told you: “Just look how cute this girl is. Those big wide eyes. Those pouty lips. The cute little button nose. She looks like a doll.” At the same time they would pat your hair or pinch your cheeks, and you simply hated it. Even now as an adult people keep talking about your beauty. Women are jealous of you and men want to have you as a status symbol or their booty call. But all you want is simply to be perceived as a human being. Then it's time to finally do something about it. I have compiled a list to ensure that you will no longer be addressed because of your appearance. If you follow this list, the only people interested in you will be those who like you for your personality. * Stop buying beautiful clothes! Fine clothes make you more attractive and this is something you will want to avoid under any circumstances. It’s best to visit a charity shop to get some used clothing. Of course, you should choose the most worn out and ugliest clothes. This will definitely not make you appeal to superficial men who care only about appearances, and women will no longer consider you competition. Above all, you will save a lot of money, which can be invested in other important things. * No more trips to the hairdresser, and no more manicures! Your face is pretty anyway, so you don’t need makeup. And you can save the money spent on the hairdresser. Your hair no longer needs to shine, as you will only

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