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I have thought a long time before sending this letter. But I finally decided to write it and send it. I have used your coca-cola for various uses. I usually use it to unrust metal pieces like nails… Your magic mixture works even better than Savon de Marseille.

I have an important question to ask you, the directors of Coca-Cola. Do you think, I should use gloves for my little operation? If you don’t have an answer to my question, I will just go to your competition, Pepsi, or I will just use sulphuric acid. I know your product was creating for quenching thirst but I would never take the risk of drinking it considering what it does to metal. I do not want it to kind of destroy my stomach or give me some disease.

I lately checked the stock market and I saw that your stocks were down by 7%. What happened? I’m wondering if there are other people that use your product for the same reason. I would like to get together with them we may talk of ways of using your magic mixture all day. I greatly encourage you to sell your magic recipe to some untrusting company so they can improve their products. Seriously people will pay you good money for that recipe. Maybe you should just open another branch of Coca-Cola for untrusting use. I even have a


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I just typed interesting facts on Coca-Cola on Google, and I found a lot of interesting stuff: like Coca-cola was invented by a pharmacist named John Pemberton as a medicine to cure headaches. How could you hide this to us the people that buy your product almost everyday, didn’t you know that it isn’t good or recommended to take to much medicine. What are you guys up to? Is their some sort of conspiracy going on that I should know about? Are you and George Bush preparing something big, like taking over the world by weakening human beings, cause if you are I know your...