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Don’t you think it would be great if we had new President? Yet don’t you think it would be even better if that new President was the Jackass Party? Well, I do and this is why!

She would be the best President ever. She could raise taxes and who wouldn’t want that? In addition, we would all have healthcare, even those who are illegal aliens, you might ask why should we give them insurance when they are not supposed to be here? But the real question is why not, they are people to? Who cares if they came to this country illegally and do not pay any taxes. The upper class can just pay for their taxes. This is also why we should raise the taxes for the rich and end social security taxes for the “poor”; just let their employer’s pay all of it. The “poor” should not have to do anything, the “rich” and middle class should just give them free housing and give the “poor” welfare checks.

Wait, you know what would be ever better… we could all give every penny we make to the government and they could distribute it evenly to everyone. That way, everyone would be the same. No one person would be better than the other. We could all live in the same kind of house no matter how much we made and we could all have the same car. The government would pay for our food and healthcare, that way no one person would be left needing healthcare or starving in the street. No matter how little work you put in we will all get the same out of it. I believe this would be best for everyone in American.

Also, we could open up the boarder for everyone to come in, no one would be illegal, even terrorists and murders. We should also restrict guns and make it harder to get a license for them. Better yet, we should ban guns period! Only the government should be responsible enough to have a gun because civilians would only use these tools to harm one another.

If the Jackasses ruled...