How to waste time
Time there is so much of it but what do with it all. Now some people think they know how to waste time, but for the person who would like to master wasting time this paper will show some tips to help you out along the way. In my short life I have picked up some great tricks and I am sure that they can help you out.
First off you have to be aware of your surroundings. You don’t always just have to be at home to waste time; you can waste time anywhere. There are really few places where it is hard just to waste time. The place has to be boring, really you can’t have any interest in where or what is going on. In my opinion I think that the easiest place to waste time is in your own home and the hardest place is the sitting in a waiting room anywhere because time seems just to stop. I am going to show you how to waste time in a waiting room situation.
There are some key things you’re going to need in order to waste time. First off make sure that you have stop at a store on the way and picked up a few things; maybe a drink(anything really), a snack of some sort(I recommend a bag of chips), grab something to read like the paper(maybe the newspaper), and a pack of cigarettes(if you’re a smoker). Next I would bring along an iPod (or an mp3 of some sorts); time goes a lot faster listening to music. Now once you arrive you must take a look around because it is a lot easier to waste time with a pretty a little thing in there to look at, but if not you can still waste time but it just takes a bit more work. Next check where the bathroom is because I am sure you will need it and it is a great place to waste a few just staring in the mirror, also check if there is a TV you always need something to watch after your finish reading the reading material you pick up at the store before you arrived. Ok now that you have checked out you area next you need to find a good seat, now I think the best seat is the seat the seat that faces the TV.