How To Fail a Class

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It’s not easy to fail a class. It takes a strong willed person to fail any academic class. The way to obtain a guaranteed failing grade is to do absolutely nothing. A student must put forth as much effort as possible to refrain from doing any type of assigned work inside or outside of class. From the hardest of exams, to the easiest projects; one must not even attempt the work. These are life lessons that are meant to inspire the people of tomorrow. On the hardest test, one must turn it in completely blank. When given an easy participation grade such as paying attention to a movie, one must go to sleep. When an assignment is only simple a completion grade, one must not turn anything in. When given extra credit opportunities, one must not even entertain the thought of attempting it. One should show the professor how hard he isn’t trying. If this didn’t completely ruin one’s grade, try to get caught cheating. One of the easiest ways to fail is by not coming to class at all. How can anyone learn about a subject, if never in class? It cannot happen! One cannot gain knowledge if he is never in attendance to hear a lecture, or receive assignments. If a person truly wants to fail, he should sleep late, stay home, play video games, hide in school restrooms until class is over, pretend to be sick, eat boogers, or watch television; as long as he never goes to class. If people can convince themselves not to go to class, they can be assured an F in that course. Even if a student happens to pass with a low C, it still shows as failing because of a thing called absent failing. Professors and teachers do not appreciate it when students “back sass” or act like they know more than them. So, when a student actually goes to class, he should smart off, interrupt class, & be rude as possible to the teacher. Act ridiculous. Don’t be afraid to “stick it to him.” Anybody can go up to an

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